Life is too short to remove USB safely.Someone famous in Source Title
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.Yup, that's me
Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.Anonymous
Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.Apple fanbase
Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.Like ALL programmers?!?
Hey! It compiles! Ship it!Software engineers
Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.Experienced helpdesk employee
Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users?Development team coördinator
See daddy ? All the keys are in alphabetical order now.A good reason for a new keyboard
Crap... Someone knocked over my recycle bin... There's icons all over my desktop...That funny guy
I don't care if you ARE getting a PhD in it! Get away from that damn computer and go find a woman!Many concerned parrents
If brute force doesn't solve your problems, then you aren't using enough.12 year old "hacker"
Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.Noted...
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips.clippy
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.Almost every teacher
Difference between a virus and windows? Viruses rarely fail.Antivirus commercial
1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41dThat other nerd
Helpdesk: There is an icon on your computer labeled "My Computer". Double click on it.**facepalm**
User: What's your computer doing on mine?
You know you're a geek when... You try to shoo a fly away from the monitor with your cursor.Pretty much me
That just happened to me. It was scary.
I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing.Microsoft fanbase
Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.Helpdesk employee
Those who can't write programs, write help files.Passive agressive programmer